Right before I pressed play I thought “I swear to fucking god if this is that stupid bear force song”
YOU WERE RIGHT
BEAR FORCE ONE REPRESENT
someone call me when HBO stops pretending like they’re edgy with all their awful straight people sex and actually follow through with this queer Margaery baiting shit
i’ve had muppet treasure island songs on repeat for 3 days help
'wehhhh i dont like tauriel she's so cliche she's pretty AND a perfect fighter AND guys want her AND she has healing skills she's too perfect it's unrealistic'
here is a list of things for you to consider, friend
- have you met aragorn
30 days // 15. some sea creatures
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)
LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS
OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY
Last Friday, a couple of us larger yogis went to our instructor’s house and took pictures in her living room. Some will be used at an upcoming workshop she’s teaching for other yoga instructors on how to offer body positive cues and pose modifications to make their classes more inclusive.
She gave us the prompt: “What do you wish more yoga teachers knew about creating body-positive classes?”
Don’t assume that we aren’t as strong or flexible.
Don’t assume that this is my first ever yoga/fitness class.
Don’t assume that I hate my body.
Don’t assume that I’m there for weight loss.
Don’t assume anything about what I eat.
Don’t assume anything about my health.
[Warrior I, Pigeon, Warrior II, and a bonus of yours truly laughing while losing balance in Half Moon.]
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! MOTHERFUCKING CAT ARMOR!!!
And now I leave you tumblr with this armoured feline warrior.